…but then I remembered that I always really benefit from any down time I can get.
I was frustrated about yet another article about the woes of plastic. Lots of news, so little action. WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS? More on this tomorrow as it’s late and I still have to give my plastic report and write a letter.
My guess is that Vitamin Water will be the repeat plastic waste offender during my bike commutes. I picked up three bottles yesterday, saved the lids and will “recycle” the bottles-a.k.a send them to Taiwan or China. I saw three more today. I also saw RealLemon plastic shaped like a real lemon, but it’s plastic and has a lid. I don’t know of any real lemons with lids and I sure as heck don’t need them since I’m not in outer space where there are no lemons. And it sure is impractical to go to all the trouble making a lemon out of plastic and filling it with lemon juice when in just as much time or less I could squeeze a really real lemon. The lemon peel would go in my compost and feed a worm who would help to feed you if you’d let it.
I also saw A WHOLE LOT OF STRAWS and many lid/straw duos or the tragic scene of lid separated from straw, crushed by a car reaching, reaching as hard as an impassioned straw may, toward the cup which sits in pristine condition awaiting the hope of a second life. Alas it is most likely to be crushed, too, and end up in the food chain eventually.
A little history for you before I get to my letter. Keep America Beautiful (with a name like that they seem like the good guys…don’t be fooled) invented the term “litterbug” so you and I would think it’s our job to keep the planet clean. I actually agree, in way. It is our job to keep the planet clean by telling companies to think of a new way to get their tap water and corn syrup sodas to us. Oh yes. But not by putting “litter in its place”. If we are the litterbugs, there are whole bunch of Queen Litterbugs out there telling us to go ahead and litter plastic hither and thither forever and forever so that they could enjoy the fruits of our routine - loving busy minds - so vulnerable to the taunting of a sexy and smart label.
And by the way, this plastic litter on the sides of the roads, in the gutters. Imagine them as little world travelers getting ready for an eternal cruise to the North Pacific Garbage Patch. That’s where they’re headed.
Dear Vitamin Water,
Your “water” smells like Jolly Ranchers. Is that the goal? A memory of childhood that you can drink! What can be better than that.
I once had some of your water, about 5 years ago. I only bought it if it was on sale. Your marketing campaign is splendid. I see trucks around town with your logo. You ask people, in a hip and fresh way, to please recycle your bottles. BUT THEY’RE YOUR BOTTLES! YOU “RECYCLE” THEM!
Your bottles are everywhere in the green city of Portland, Oregon. What are you going to do about it? If they are in the street, they are in rivers and oceans, photo-degrading, entering the food chain and therefore humans, causing gene mutations which lead to cancer and infertility. Your Vitamin Water is delicious and perhaps healthy. Your bottles have no vitamins, they are toxic, and you don’t mention that anywhere on the packages. They also use “precious” natural resources. What will you do that addresses this issue and solves the problem aside from a cleverly worded plea to recycle.
Your logo is burned on my brain and I hope you are happy,
Polly Streen